I'm the mutt you get when you combine

the neurotic intelligence of

Rebecca Bunch, the wry intelligence of Liz Lemon, and the aggressive intelligence of

Amy Brookheimer. I'm smart, I'm smart, and... I feel like there's a pattern here.

As a kid, I used to say I wanted to be the first female president of the United States. Thankfully, I chose to pursue the much-more-probable career of

working actor. Ok, so maybe

I'm not always smart.

My constant desire to find the humor

in things draws me to comedy. But my resting &*$%# face makes me pretty

great at drama, too.

Let's play.

© Vanita Kalra 2020